Aladdin
Refreshingly new, this laugh-a-minute version adds another dimension to the great panto classic
This very original and funny script provides all the necessary ingredients for a first-class and spectacular production of this famous oriental rags-to-riches tale.
Bursting with comedy and visual business, courtesy of Widow Twankey, Wishee Washee and the two Chinese Policemen (Yu-Dun-Wong and Hu-Dun-Pong), this sensational script provides ample opportunity for audience participation, slapstick mayhem and traditional pantomime fun.
The text also contains a well-described, unusual ultra-violet scene (optional) transforming Aladdin's journey from China to Egypt into a magical and colourful fantasy. The staging can be relatively uncomplicated, but the sky's the limit for the more ambitious!
If you're ready to embark upon an unforgettable journey into the Land of the Magic Lamp, let this "in-genie-ous" script make your wish come true!
Full cast and scenery requirements are listed below
Many productions of this script have won NODA and drama federation awards, including New Mills AO&DS, St Stephen Pantomime Company, STARS (Darlington) and Paignton Pantomime Productions (all of whom won NODA "Best Pantomime" awards)!
We also offer a version of this script for schools or youth theatre groups (slightly simplified and with added lines for Chorus members). For a Reading Copy of this, please select Aladdin and specify “youth version” in the message box on the order form.
"...Aladdin had all the ingredients for a fun-filled and entertaining pantomime. There were jokes galore, audience participation aplenty and a vibrant mix of singing and dancing." (Northumberland Gazette)
Mansfield HTT © Redbutton Photography
New Mills AO&DS
Corby ATS
EXCERPT from Act I Scene 5: Twankey’s Takeaway © Alan P Frayn
(WONG and PONG, the Chinese Policemen enter DSL.) | |
WISHEE: | Oh, look who it is – Ant and Dec! |
W TWANKEY: | Have you come for your Saturday Night Takeaway? |
WISHEE: | No, they’ve probably come to arrest us for “wonton” behaviour! |
PONG: | (To Widow Twankey) Is Aladdin here? |
W TWANKEY: | Like I’d tell you! |
WONG: | I’m hungry. Do you do takeaways? |
WISHEE: | Yes, of course – two from six is three! |
PONG: | He means have you got dim sum? |
W TWANKEY: | No, but I do have a dim son. (She slaps Wishee on the head.) |
WONG: | And do you deliver? |
SO-SHY: | I’m not sure. (To Wishee:) Do we deliver? |
WISHEE: | No. We do tongue, but we don’t do liver! |
W TWANKEY: | Why not try the chicken surprise? |
PONG: | What’s that got in it? |
SO-SHY: | (Reading the menu:) Beansprouts, noodles and oyster sauce. |
PONG: | What, no chicken? |
OTHER 4: | (Like a music hall punchline:) That’s the surprise! |
W TWANKEY: | How about chicken ding? |
WONG: | What’s that? |
WISHEE: | You put some chicken in the microwave and wait for it to go “ding”! |
W TWANKEY: | I’ll go and get it. (She exits SR.) |
PONG: | (Picking up a dish from the counter) Ooh, free nuts! |
(The POLICEMEN greedily help themselves and WONG chokes on one.) | |
WONG: | Aaagh! I’ve got a peanut stuck in my throat. |
WISHEE: | Well, eat some chocolate – it’ll come out a treat tomorrow! |
PONG: | (Reacting in pain) Ow! And I’ve broken my tooth! |
WISHEE: | So-Shy, make him an appointment at the Chinese dentist. |
SO-SHY: | What time? |
WISHEE: | 2.30! … See what I did there? Tooth-hurty! |
W TWANKEY: | (Re-entering SR with two chicken legs) Hey, don’t eat all the peanuts! It took me hours to suck all the chocolate off them this morning! |
WONG: | (Reacting) Err! (Taking a chicken leg) This chicken’s cold! |
W TWANKEY: | What do you expect – it’s been dead for a month! |
PONG: | I can’t eat this! Where’s yer bin? |
W TWANKEY: | I’ve been in the kitchen. |
WONG: | No, where’s yer wheelie bin? |
W TWANKEY: | I’ve really been in the kitchen! |
Characters
ALADDIN: | A wastrel boy with big ideas. (Can either be played by male, or female as Principal Boy) |
WISHEE WASHEE: | Aladdin’s daft brother. (Male) |
WIDOW TWANKEY: | Pantomime Dame, Aladdin’s mother. Runs the Wosh ’n Nosh. (Obviously, best played by a man) |
PRINCESS MANDARIN: | Typical Princess character. (Principal Girl) |
SO-SHY: | Mandarin’s handmaiden and companion. (Female. Larger part than in most versions) |
The EMPEROR or EMPRESS: | Mandarin’s father/mother. (Male/Female) |
YU-DUN-WONG & HU-DUN-PONG: |
The idiotic Chinese Policemen, typical panto-style comedy twosome. (Either can be male or female) |
ABANAZAR: | An evil Egyptian Magician, the baddie of the piece, but slightly tongue-in-cheek. (Male) |
SPIRIT OF THE RING: | The good Slave of the Magic Ring. (Female) |
GENIE OF THE LAMP: | The all-powerful Genie of the Magic Lamp. (Usually male, but could be played by female) |
CHORUS: | Citizens of Peking Royal Entourage Spirits of the Cave Laundry workers |
DANCERS: | Featured in musical numbers as desired. Also perform the optional ultra-violet scene. |
Scenes (Notes on simplified scenery are also included in the script)
ACT I | |
Prologue: | Oriental Starters (Front cloth, DS gauze or front of Tabs) |
Scene 1 : | Old Peking (Full stage exterior scene) |
Scene 2 : | The Street of 1,000 Chopsticks (Front of Tabs or front cloth) |
Scene 3 : | The Palace Gardens (Full stage exterior scene) |
Scene 4 : | Back on the Block (As Act I Scene 2) |
Scene 5 : | Twankey’s Takeaway (Half-stage with front cloth or MS Tabs) |
Scene 6 : | A Ravine in the Mountains (Front of Tabs or front cloth) |
Scene 7 : | The Cave à la Din (Full stage cave interior scene) |
ACT II | |
Scene 1 : | Widow Twankey’s Laundry (Full stage interior scene) |
Scene 2 : | Return to the Ravine (As Act I Scene 6) |
Scene 3 : | Proposal at the Palace (Full stage, as Act I Scene 3) |
Scene 4 : | [Optional] Magic Flight to Egypt (MS black Tabs – UV scene) |
Scene 5 : | Abanazar’s Egyptian Lair (As Prologue) |
Scene 6 : | Party in Peking (Full stage, as Act I Scene 1) |
Scene 7 : | Sing Along With Wong and Pong! (Front of Tabs) |
Scene 8 : | Cheerio from China! (Probably as Act I Scene 1 or 3) |